daily occurences on Muni. some are strange, some don't smell so great, and some are just buttfuck downright jacked up. okay, and some bring the el oh els.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
begin rant.
My bus smells like urine. The stale urine smell like the sidewalks in the Tenderloin.
Man, when I caught the 29 today it smelled like stale piss. I wish the fucking K actually really was the K instead of Muni deciding to dick me over and turn into a shuttle. -_-
LOL Karen i thought your comment said STATE piss instead of STALE piss... that would be funny if there was a state-mandated universal smell for piss lmao
PS: haha, i forgot that my Google username was "Maddie as Joe". i made that a long time ago. Maddie is Cybill Shephard's character from "Moonlighting". she did a one-woman show in town a while back and in her honor i decided to re-watch "Moonlighting" lol
the k turned into the shuttle?!? damn..sorry..after you texted me, thomas and i were in your parents' neighborhood for dinner..i could've given u ride home lol
yeah i hate when they make route changes in the middle of a ride. on the night of the Opera in the Park thing, the 38 going to 48th Ave. suddenly terminated without warning at 33rd Ave. all of a sudden the operator was barking, "last stop, last stop!" even though everyone was like, "but it says 48th Ave!!!" i kinda wish the whole bus would've rebelled and we all made international news with a headline that goes something like, AMERICAN PUBLIC TRANSIT UPRISING hahaha
ps: i wonder if any other cities make stupid route changes like that in the middle of a ride. to tell you the truth, the only other major transit system that i have experience with is NYC's, and i haven't ridden there as extensively as MUNI.
Joe, don't ever take public transportation in LA. You'd be lucky to even catch a bus there because once you miss it, you're waiting over an hour for the next. Even if I was on one that made an unannounced route change, i'd be grateful that I even made it partially through my trip!
LOl i would know how that smells
ReplyDeleteMan, when I caught the 29 today it smelled like stale piss. I wish the fucking K actually really was the K instead of Muni deciding to dick me over and turn into a shuttle. -_-
ReplyDeleteLOL Karen i thought your comment said STATE piss instead of STALE piss... that would be funny if there was a state-mandated universal smell for piss lmao
ReplyDelete---jack
PS: haha, i forgot that my Google username was "Maddie as Joe". i made that a long time ago. Maddie is Cybill Shephard's character from "Moonlighting". she did a one-woman show in town a while back and in her honor i decided to re-watch "Moonlighting" lol
ReplyDeletewhat a poetic haiku about stale bus piss..haha
ReplyDeletethe k turned into the shuttle?!? damn..sorry..after you texted me, thomas and i were in your parents' neighborhood for dinner..i could've given u ride home lol
ReplyDeleteyeah i hate when they make route changes in the middle of a ride. on the night of the Opera in the Park thing, the 38 going to 48th Ave. suddenly terminated without warning at 33rd Ave. all of a sudden the operator was barking, "last stop, last stop!" even though everyone was like, "but it says 48th Ave!!!" i kinda wish the whole bus would've rebelled and we all made international news with a headline that goes something like, AMERICAN PUBLIC TRANSIT UPRISING hahaha
ReplyDeleteps: i wonder if any other cities make stupid route changes like that in the middle of a ride. to tell you the truth, the only other major transit system that i have experience with is NYC's, and i haven't ridden there as extensively as MUNI.
ReplyDeleteJoe, don't ever take public transportation in LA. You'd be lucky to even catch a bus there because once you miss it, you're waiting over an hour for the next. Even if I was on one that made an unannounced route change, i'd be grateful that I even made it partially through my trip!
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