Something exciting...

This just in... a fight between a old chinese lady and a black woman, in our beloved Muni system! The Black woman throws the first punch and little does she know what is coming to her, you can even throw in a jump kick at the end. If only Susy was there oh how things would have ended up differently.

Stupid F#@$%ing KIDS!!!!!

Its been the the 3rd day in a row with a field trip load of kids filling the bus, and its simply just getting a lot of annoying. Why the the school system decides that its ok to cram the public bus system with kids and not use their own damn buses I have no clue. Today was the final straw was pulled with a smelly ass fat kid( yes this kid smelled like a homeless person that needed much loving ) plopping his stain encrusted wife beater shirt next to me. I had to push him off of me as he began to creep up against me .... Now I'm going to go home to do a full body scrub to rid of this.

The Fat Kid...


Chaos...


Cute Chaos...

Thank You!

GRACIAS MUNI PARA MI THINSPIRATION

heading to the gym, PRONTO.

No age Limit to Pimpin....

Yes old chinese men that ride the 44 dress better then the rest of us...

move, bitch.

if you're not getting off the bus, THEN DON'T STAND IN THE EXIT STAIRWELL YOU PRICK! I WILL PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!

an angel & a king.

I'm taking a break from my usual public transportation angst. Three celebrities have passed away this week.

Before there was ever American Idol, there was STAR SEARCH.

RiP Ed McMahon.

Rest In Peace Farrah Fawcett.

You captured the hearts of America with this picture, and won us over as an angel.

And i'd like to remember the King of Pop at a good point of his career..

RiP Michael Jackson, you revolutionized an entire era of music..

Fap Fap Fap?

Ok so this story is from a coworker, and it was just too funny to pass up...

"So here is a one two combo-

Friday morning I hit the San Antonio Caltrain stop to catch the 7.27 train so i can commute an hour and a frickin half to the city to work ( I'm an idiot i know).
I end up waiting 2 hours for a train that the announcer said was delayed because it had an accident with a car.

This destroys my Friday morning commute but is made up when.....
2 and a half hours later, riding the 45 to work at the Presidio, this homeless dude steps on the bus. 4 minutes later I hear the familiar chime of "no eating, drinking and smoking is permitted on Muni vehicles" Homeboy proceeds to announce to the world "No drinking, eating or smoking?????? WELL THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MASTURBATION!, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THIS IS THE MASTURBATION BUS!!!"

This is only the beginning as he begins harassing every commuter that crosses his path when the Chinese gentleman driver hollers at him that hes on the wrong bus and to get ... Read Moron another one. He then shuts up knowing hes about to get kicked off, only to start throwing the peace sign and screaming i love you to everyone as he gets off at his stop. While on the bus i can hear him getting more excited and screaming "i love you's" to the entire Chinatown as he enters a dim sum place.
I was always under the impression that people in the bay were more intellectual."

Thanks to Jai =) Time to get the new Iphone so I can post videos when things like this pop up.